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Burgers Quitting Jobs
When do burgers quit their jobs?
→ The day they decide to meat LOAF!
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Emergency Hamburger
When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?
→ When the chips are down!
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Hamburger High Math
What system do they teach in Hamburger High's math courses?
→ The meatric system, silly!
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Burgers on the Job
What song do burgers sing on the job?
→ Gristle While You Work!
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Old-Time Burger Song
What old-time song is the burgers' favourite?
→ 'Hammy' - as sung by Al Jolson!
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Girl Named Patty
What kind of girl does a hamburger like?
→ Any girl named Patty!
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24 Hour Hamburger Joint
What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?
→ Fry-by-night!
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Burger Baseball
What kind of baseball do burgers play?
→ Ketchup baseball!
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Burger-lyn Dodgers
What kind of a pitch did Sandy Koufax of the old Burger-lyn Dodgers have?
→ A fastball - a sizzler.
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Hamburger Motto
What is the hamburgers' motto?
→ If at first you don't succeed, fry, fry again!