Clean Jokes

What is the most faithful insect?
→ A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them!

What is a flea's favourite book?
→ The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy!

What did one flea say to the other after a night out?
→ Shall we walk home or take a dog?

Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet?

- Why are we running so fast?

- Because it says "Tear along the dotted line"

Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War?
→ Robert E Flea!

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
→ Start from scratch!

What to you call a Russian flea?
→ A Moscow-ito!

What is the difference between a flea and a wolf?
→ One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie!

How do you start an insect race?
→ One, two, flea - go

What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea?
→ Bugs Bunny!