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Damp Letter
When is a letter damp?
→ When it has postage due (dew).
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When is a letter damp?
→ When it has postage due (dew).
What girl's name is like a letter?
→ Kay (K).
What letter is like a vegetable?
→ The letter P.
Why do postmen carry letters?
→ Because the letters can't go anywhere by themselves.
What does an envelope say when you lick it?
→ Nothing. It just shuts up.
Why did the witch's mail rattle?
→ It was a chain letter.
What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?
→ Stone.
How to fleas travel?
→ Itch hiking!
What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor?
→ Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go!
What insect runs away from everything?
→ A flee!