Clean Jokes

What animals talk on the telephone the most?
→ The yakety-yaks!

What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?
→ A wake-up call!

How can you tell if a bee is on the phone?
→ You get a buzzy signal.

What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?
→ Bell-bottoms!

When doesn't a telephone work underwater?
→ When it's wringing wet!

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?
→ A lot of crackling on the line!

How did the telephones get married?
→ In a double ring ceremony!

If you cross a telephone and a pair of scissors, what do you get?
→ Snippy answers.

What helps keep your teeth together?
→ Toothpaste.

If you cross a telephone and a lobster what will you get?
→ Snappy talk.