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Door Chime's Greeting
How does a door chime answer the phone?
→ Bella?
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Lobster's Greeting
How does a lobster answer the phone?
→ Shello?
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Cheerleader's Greeting
How does a cheerleader answer the phone?
→ H-E-L-L-O!
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Answering Machine
What did the answering machine say to the telephone?
→ Take my word for it.
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Dirty Bathtub
How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub?
→ They both have rings!
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Chicken On The Wire
Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?
→ She wanted to lay it on the line!
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Laid-Back Greeting
How do, like, really laid-back types answer the phone?
→ Mellow.
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Scaredy-Cats On The Phone
How do scaredy-cats answer the phone?
→ Yellow?
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Phone And Night Crawler
What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler?
→ Ringworm!
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Phone And Football Player
What do you get if you cross a telephone with a fat football player?
→ A wide receiver.