Christmas Jokes

What does Father Christmas call his money?
→ Iced lolly?

One time Father Christmas lost his underpants.
That's how he got the name Saint Knickerless!

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
→ Santa Jaws!

How long does it take to burn a candle down?
→ About a wick!

What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song?
→ Jungle bells.

What's Christmas called in England?
→ Yule Britannia!

Dear Father Christmas, could you please send me some Crocodile shoes!.

- Father Christmas: Can't do that one. He hasn't said what size his crocodile takes!

Dear Father Christmas, this Christmas could you please send me a yellow door.
Yours, Sherlock Holmes

- Watson: So why do you want a yellow door Holmes?

- Lemon-entry my dear Watson.

'Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you can't tell me why he does that!'
'Oh, yes I can.' the elf said.
'Because tow 'Eds are better than one, of course!'

'Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you can't tell me why he does that!'
'Oh, yes I can.' the elf said.
'Because tow 'Eds are better than one, of course!'