Jumping Reindeer
What reindeer can jump higher than a house?
→ They all can! Houses can't jump!
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What reindeer can jump higher than a house?
→ They all can! Houses can't jump!
Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach?
→ Because he didn't want to be recognised!
What game do reindeer play in their stalls?
→ Stable-tennis!
Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents?
→ Elephanta Claus!
Who delievers cat's Christmas presents?
→ Santa Paws!
A rabbit's favourite Christmas song?
→ 'Lettuce with a gladsome mind'
A football supporter's favourite Christmas song?
→ 'Yule never walk alone'
What's a hairdressers's favourite Christmas song?
→ 'Oh comb all ye faithful'
What's Scrooge's favourite Christmas game?
→ Mean-opoly.
Someone bought Scrooge a clock for Christmas. He put it straight in the bank.
Why did he do that?
→ He was trying to save time!