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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ Uh...standby, I'll check on that.

How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ Why are you asking me that question? Can't you see I'm busy!

How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ WHAT?

How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!

How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.

How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ We don't know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives.

How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.

How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.

How many over eager PA's does it take to screw in a li...
→ Done!

How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ What's a light bulb?

How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ "Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.

How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.

How many editors does it take to change a light bulb?
→ If we change the light bulb, we'll have to change everything.

How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ Does it have to be a light bulb?
I've got this neat candle holder...

How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?

How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ Just one, if he's got a good crew to do it.

How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ Just one more, guys, I promise.

How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ Just one... but how do you get him in there with the cute, blonde?

Do you know what a mice said when it saw a bat?
→ Mom! I see an angel.

What's a mouse's favourite record?
→ Please cheese me!

What do you get if cross a mouse with a packet of washing up powder?
→ Bubble and squeak!

What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?
→ Mouse code!