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Why did the mouse eat a candle?
→ For some light refreshment!

What is a mouse's favourite game?
→ Hide and squeak!

How do mice celebrate when they move home?
→ With a mouse warming party!

What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?
→ A mouse sandwich!

Hickory hickory dock.
The mouse ran up the clock
The clock struck one
But the rest got away with minor injuries

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?
→ Getting it to fit over a bucket!

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?
→ Cross mouse cards!

Who is king of all the mice?
→ Mouse Tse Tung!

What mouse was a Roman emperor?
→ Julius Cheeser!

What's gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
→ Stalagmice!

What goes eek, eek, bang?
→ A mouse in a minefield!

What's the definition of a narrow squeak?
→ A thin mouse!

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
→ Dirty looks from the mouse!

What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
→ A mouseketeer!

What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them?
→ Mice Krispies!

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
→ When it's raining cats and dogs!

Is there a mouse in the house?
→ No, but there's a moose on the loose!

What is small, furry and smells like bacon?
→ A hamster!

What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
→ Three blind mice!

What is a mouse's favorite record?
→ 'Please cheese me'!

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
→ Mice cubes!

What squeaks as it solves crimes?
→ Miami mice!

What do rodents say when they play bingo?
→ 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!

Why do mice need oiling?
→ Because they squeak!

What's a mouse's least favorite record?
→ What's up Pussycat!