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Where Hamsters Come From
Where do hamsters come from?
→ Hamsterdam!
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Drowning Mouse
How do you save a drowning mouse?
→ Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
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Large Antlers, White Gloves
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?
→ Mickey Moose!
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Monster's Favorite Play
What's a monsters favorite play?
→ Romeo and Ghouliet
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Flying A Kite In Rain
What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?
→ Benjamin Frankenstein
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Grandpa Monster's Possession
What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?
→ Grandma monster
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Huge, Hairy And Ugly
Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?
→ Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's
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Monster In The Washing Machine
What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?
→ A wash and wear wolf
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Short Circuit
- Frankenstein: Help, I've got a short circuit!
- Igor: Don't worry, I'll lengthen it.
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Batman And Robin
What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin?
→ Flatman and Ribbon!
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A Clever Monster
What do you call a clever monster?
→ Frank Einstein.
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Goldfish Brain Transplant
What did Dr Frankenstein get when he put his goldfish's brain in the body of his dog?
→ I don't know, but it is great at chasing submarines.
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Frankenstein's Ears
What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?
→ I didn't know we lived on the same block.
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Bride Of Frankenstein
Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done?
→ At the ugly parlour.
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Frankenstein's Tomb
What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?
→ HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.
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Frankenstein's Favorite Book
What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?
→ One with a cemetery plot.
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Frankenstein Quits Boxing
Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?
→ Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.
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Frankenstein And Potatoes
What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?
→ You can't mash Frankenstein.
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Ten Liters Of Antifreeze
Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?
→ So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.
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Drive With A Dead Man
Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?
→ Because he was a car-case.
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Eyes Front And Back
Did you hear about the monster with one eye at the back of his head, and one at the front?
→ He was terribly moody because he couldn't see eye to eye with himself.
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Council Rent Office
A monster walked into the council rent office with a $5 note stuck in one ear and a $10 note in the other.
You see, he was $15 in arrears.
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Hands In A Handbag
Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of hands? Where did he keep them?
→ In a handbag.
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Lonely Hearts Club
Did you hear about the monster who sent his picture to a lonely hearts club?
→ They sent it back saying they weren't that lonely!
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Perfume Thief
What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?
→ He was convicted of fragrancy.