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What do you call a pig with the flu?
→ A swine swine.

What do you call a pig with no legs?
→ A groundhog!

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
→ Streaky bacon!

What do you call a pig with good table manners?
→ Sick.

What do you call a pig who overacts?
→ A ham ham.

What do you call a pig thief?
→ A hamburglar!

What do you call a pig that took a plane?
→ Swine flu!

What do you call a pig in a steel foundry?
→ A pig pig.

What do you call a lady pig planting seeds?
→ A sow sow.

What do you call a crafty pig?
→ CunningHam

What do pigs like with chow mein?
→ Sooey sauce.

What do pigs drive?
→ Pig-up trucks!

What do pigs do on nice afternoons?
→ They go on pignics.

What do piggys take when they are sick?
→ Pigicillin!

What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?
→ Garbage collectors.

What do little piglets do on a Saturday night?
→ Have a pigjama party!

What do hip pigs call their ladies?
→ Fine swine.

What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail?
→ "That's the end of me!"

What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?
→ "Yum Yum."

What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him?
→ "Heavy!"

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?
→ He ate it quickly, before the others could ask him to share.

What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?
→ "Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."

What did the mama pig say to her bad little piglet?
→ "Behave or Frankenswine will get you."

What did the fat pig say when the farmer dumped corn mash into the trough?
→ "I'm afraid that's all going to waist."

Two pigs robbed a bank. Why were they caught so quickly?
→ They squealed on each other.