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What would happen if pigs went on strike?
→ They'd form pigget lines.

What would a pig name a chain of food stores?
→ "Stop 'N Slop Markets"

What world athletic sporting event is held every four years?
→ The Olympigs!

What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur?
→ Sir Lunchalot.

What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?
→ Auld Lang Swine.

What soft drink do pigs like best?
→ Root beer.

What should you say to a pig on roller skates?
→ Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.

What position does the pig play in football?
→ Loinback.

What kind of pig do sows dislike?
→ Male Chauvinist Pigs.

What kind of furniture do pigs like best?
→ Overstuffed.

What kind of bread do pig ladles make in the Yukon?
→ Sow-r dough bread.

What is the pig's favorite musical instrument?
→ The piggalo (piccalo).

What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?
→ Pork Chop!

What is a pigs favourite ballet?
→ Swine Lake!

What instrument do piggys play in a band?
→ Pigcussion!

What goes "knio, knio?"
→ A backward pig.

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?
→ Pen and Oink!

What do you say to a naked pig?
→ "I never sausage a body."

What do you give a sick pig?
→ Oinkment!

What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?
→ A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?
→ I don't know, but when it sits on your electric wire and sings, all your lights go out

What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?
→ Rub him with oinkment.

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
→ A pig tail!

What do you call pigs in a demolition derby?
→ Crashing boars.

What do you call an oversize motorcycle for pigs?
→ A hog hog.