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Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.

Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!

Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.

Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in

Roman numerals.

Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo mama so old her social security number is
1!

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life

Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!

Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. .
.for a quote!

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"

Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank,

they turn off the surveillence cameras

Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.