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Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life

Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!

Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"

Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."