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Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more."

Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.

Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.

Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.

Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!

Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.

Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio

Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.

Yo mama rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.

Yo mama middle name is Rambo.

Yo mama is missing a finger and can't count past nine.

Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.

Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.

Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!

Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.

Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!

Yo mama nose so big she makes
Pinochio look like a cat!

Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.