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Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand
Canyon!

Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!

Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!

Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!

Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride
HER!

Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!

Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes
New York, L.A., Chicago

Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a
Volkswagon!

Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.

Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear
"Caution! Wide Turn"

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th
Ave, she landed on 12th

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone