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What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day?
→ A forty-carrot wedding ring.

What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?
→ Deviled eggs!

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?
→ Hare today, gone tomorrow.

What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny?
→ Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift!

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?
→ Join the Hare Force.

What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat?
→ Thistle have to do!

What book did the rabbit take on vacation?
→ One with a hoppy ending.

What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?
→ A receding hare line.

Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad?
→ I believe he's eating your lettuce.

- Rabbit: I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine bunnies with her. I'm all out of carrots. What should I do?

- Friend: Don't worry; be hoppy!

- Rabbit: Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me?

- Doctor: Absolutely. No rabbit ever came back for another.

- My friend is nuts. He thinks he's Bugs Bunny. But I'm positive he isn't.

- How do you know he isn't?

- Because I am.

May I buy half a rabbit?
→ No, we don't split hares!

- Lara Rabbit: Do you think that's Sophie's natural color?

- Zara Rabbit: Only her hare dresser knows for sure.

How is a rabbit like a plum?
→ They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

How far can a rabbit run into the woods?
→ Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

How do you make a rabbit stew?
→ Keep it waiting.

How do you make a rabbit fast?
→ Don't feed it.

How do you know when you're eating rabbit stew?
→ When it has hares in it.

How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed?
→ You can smell the carrots on his breath.

How do rabbits get to work?
→ By rabbit transit!

How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion?
→ It had a lot of hare pins!

How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?
→ It was won by a hare!

How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?
→ Look for gray hares.

Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
→ He was a millionhare!