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Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?
→ Rabbit Hood.

Which rabbit is a famous comedian?
→ Bob Hop.

Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes?
→ In a pellet court!

When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train?
→ When it's on the train.

Where do rabbits go after their wedding?
→ On their bunnymoon.

When do rabbits have buck teeth?
→ When their parents won't get them braces.

What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?
→ Haremail.

What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?
→ Unique up on him

What's a rabbits' favourite car?
→ Any make, just as long it's a hutchback!

What's a rabbits' favorite TV show?
→ Hoppy Days.

What's a rabbits' favorite song?
→ "Hoppy Birthday to You."

What's a rabbits' favorite musical?
→ Hare.

What's a rabbits' favorite movie?
→ Rabbits of the Lost Ark.

What's a rabbits' favorite dance?
→ The bunny hop.

What's a rabbits' favorite book?
→ Hop on Pop.

What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old?
→ Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.

What should a rabbit use to keep his fur neat?
→ A harebrush.

What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits' home?
→ A search warren!

What kind of cars do rabbits drive?
→ Hop rods.

What job do rabbits at hotels have?
→ Bellhop.

What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?
→ One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!

What does a bunny use when it goes fishing?
→ A harenet.

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
→ A Hot Cross bunny.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda?
→ A berry bubbly bunny.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant?
→ An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.