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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?
→ A bunny with money.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?
→ A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?
→ A rabbit that says, "Ribbit."

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?
→ A pip squeak.

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?
→ A harenet.

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?
→ A bunion.

What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?
→ A honey bunny.

What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits?
→ Rabbits habits.

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?
→ A hare dare.

What do you call an unusual rabbit?
→ A rare hare.

What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead?
→ Unsightly facial hare!

What do you call an operation on a rabbit?
→ A hare-cut.

What do you call an easy-going rabbit?
→ Hoppy-go-lucky.

What do you call an affectionate rabbit?
→ A tender, loving hare.

What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery?
→ A yeaster bunny!

What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?
→ A funny bunny

What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes?
→ A dumb bunny.

What do you call a mobile home for rabbits?
→ Wheelburrows!

What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper?
→ Warren!

What do you call a dumb bunny?
→ A hare brain.

What do you call a rabbit with no clothes on?
→ A bare hare.

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
→ Bugs Bunny.

What do you call a rabbit who is real cool?
→ A hip hopper.

What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?
→ A runny bunny.

What do rabbits put in their computers?
→ Hoppy disks!