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What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
→ Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
→ David's Triumph was heard throughout the land.

What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
→ Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.

What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?
→ Ruth-less.

Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
→ Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

Who was the greatest financieer in the Bible?
→ Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

O'Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he'd been stealing the wood and selling it. At last his conscience began to bother him and he went to confession to repent.

"Father, it's 15 years since my last confession, and I've been stealing wood from the lumber yard all those years," he told the priest.

"I understand my son," says the priest. "Can you make a Novena?"

O'Toole said, "Father, if you have the plans, I've got the lumber."

"And how much of that stack of hay did you steal, Kavanaugh?" the priest asked at confession.

"I might as well confess to the whole stack, your Reverence," said Kavanaugh. "I'm goin' after the rest of it tonight!"

A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves, "What are you doing in there?" she asked.

The rabbit replied, "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?"

The lady confirmed, "Yes." "Well," the rabbit said, "I'm westing."

Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes.

They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one "ok we can run for it or we can stay here and out number them." And the other rabbit says, "were going to run for it you idiot I'm your brother."

What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit?
→ Curly hare.

Did you hear the Energizer Bunny was arrested?
→ Charged with battery!

What do you get if you pour boiling water down rabbit holes?
→ Hot, cross bunnies!

Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
→ It has 4 rabbits' feet.

Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor?
→ For hare care.

Why did the rabbits go on strike?
→ They wanted a better celery!

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?
→ Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?
→ He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
→ Because from a distance they looked like hares!

Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?
→ He didn't have the hare fare.

Why are rabbits never gold?
→ How would you tell them apart from goldfish?

Why are rabbits like calculators?
→ They both multiply a lot.

Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?
→ Bunny and Clyde.

Which rabbit was in Western movies?
→ Hopalong Cassidy.

Which rabbit was a famous female aviator?
→ Amelia Harehart.