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Yo mama is so fat...that she broke a branch in her family tree!

Yo mama is so fat...that when she wore a blue and green sweater, everyone thought she was Planet Earth

Yo mama is so fat...that she makes Godzilla look like an action figure

Yo Mama is so fat...when she took her shirt off at the strip club, everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars

Yo mama's so fat, when she was in school she sat next to everybody!

Yo mama is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.

Yo mama is so fat that when she went bunggie jumping in a yellow dress, everyone was screaming the suns falling!

yo mama so stupid she worked at an m&m factory and threw out all the W's.

Yo'moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck

Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping from the basement window.

Yo mama so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.

Yo mama's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.

Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.

Yo mama is so hairy, that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!

Yo mama so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.

Yo mamas so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.

Yo mama is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!!

Yo Mama soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!

yo mama is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am i wearing i said Guess and she said Levis.

Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.

Yo momma so bald head she put a weave cap on and it weave her cull

Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!

Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!

Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!