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You mama's so skinny ....she can hang glide with a dorito!

Yo Mama's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family...!"

Yo Mama's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."

YO MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE WEARS A RED DRESS
ALL THE
KIDS SCREAM LOOK ITS THE KOOLAID MAN y

yo mama so stupid..she sits on the t.v and watches the couch

Yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

YO MAMA IS SO
FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER
YOU GET LOST!

yo mama so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!!!!!!!!!

YO momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet

UR
MOMA IS SO HAIRY THAT HARRY POTTER GOT
JEALOUS.

ur mama is sooo fat, she sat on a dollar and made 4 quarters pop out.

Yo mamma is so fat when a bus hit her she said who threw the pebble.

yo mama so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!

Yo mama is so ugly the government moved halloween to her birthday.

Yo mama so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.

yo mama is so fat you could use her belly button as a wishing well...

your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt

Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.

Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!!!!

Yo Mama So Fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles.

Yo Mama is so fat, she had to be baptized at
Sea world. (Lionheartyz)

Yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

Yo mamas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.

Yo mama's like the sun you look at her to long you will go blind!