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What did the snake say when another asked him the time?
→ Don't asp me!

Why did the viper, viper nose?
→ Because the adder, adder hankerchief!

What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch?
→ He died in agony!

What song to snakes like to sing?
→ Viva Aspana!

What's a snakes favourite flower?
→ Coily-flowers!

Why did the python do national service?
→ He was coiled up!

What's the best thing about deadly snakes?
→ They've got poisonality!

What did the mother snake say to her crying baby?
→ Stop crying and viper your nose!

What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell?
→ Addercadabra and abradacobra!

What do you call a snake that informs the police?
→ A grass snake!

What do snakes have on their bath towels?
→ Hiss and Hers!

What did the snake say to the cornered rat?
→ Hiss is the end of the line for you!

What subject are snakes good at school?
→ Hiss-tory!

What do most people do when they see a python?
→ They re-coil!

What do you call a python with a great bedside manner?
→ A snake charmer!

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?
→ Snakes and Larders!

Why did the viper want to become a python?
→ He got the coiling!

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?
→ Poison by Christian Dior!

What's a python's favourite pop group?
→ Squeeze!

Why are snakes hard to fool?
→ They have no legs to pull!

What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen?
→ A viper!

What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake?
→ You can make a pet out of a snake!

Why did the two boa constrictors get married?
→ Because they had a crush on each other!

What did one snake say to another?
→ Hiss off!

What's a snakes favourite dance?
→ The mamba!