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How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?
→ You wake up wet!

How do snowmen travel around?
→ By iceicle!

Where do snowmen go to dance?
→ Snowballs!

What do snowmen eat for lunch?
→ Icebergers!

What do snowmen wear on their heads?
→ Ice caps!

Where does a snowman put his birthday candles?
→ On his birthday flake!

How does a Snowman get to work?
→ By icicle.

What would you get if you crossed a snowman and a vampire?
→ Frostbite!

Why did a snowman send his father to Siberia?
→ Because he wanted frozen pop!

What is a snowman's favorite book?
→ War and Frozen Peas!

- Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a snowman.

- Keep cool!

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?
→ A jump rope

What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?
→ Chimney Cricket!

Did you hear about the stupid snake?
→ He lost his skin.

What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell?
→ Addercadabra and abradacobra.

Why did the viper want to become a python?
→ He got the coiling.

What do you get if you cross a glow-worm with a python?
→ A twenty-foot-long strip-light that can squeeze you to death.

- Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a python.

- Oh you can't get round me like that, you know.

Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply"?
→ They couldn't, they were adders!

What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball?
→ A bouncing baby boa!

"So glad to meet you" said the Hindu politely?
"Charmed I'm sure," replied the snake!

What's long, green and goes hith?
→ A snake with a lisp!

What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?
→ Fang letters!

What do you call a snake who works for the governement?
→ A civil serpent!

What do you give a sick snake?
→ Asp-rin!