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What do you call an alien surfing the Internet?
→ e-t.

What do astronauts wear to bed?
→ Space Jammies!

What do astronauts put on their toast?
→ Space Jam.

An astronaut in space was asked by a reporter, "How do you feel?"

"How would you feel," the astronout replied, "if you were stuck here, on top of 20,000 parts each one supplied by the lowest bidder?"

If athletes get athlete's foot, then what do astronauts get?
→ Missile toe.

- I want to be an astronaut when I grow up.

- What high hopes you have!

What do you call a loony spaceman?
→ An astronut!

- First Spaceman: I'm hungry.

- Second Spaceman: So am I, it must be launch time!

How do spacemen pass the time on long trips?
→ They play astronauts and crosses!

Two astronauts went to a bar on the moon, but they left after a few minutes?
→ You see, it had no atmosphere!

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?
→ At parking meteors!

Why did the boy become an astronaut?
→ Because he was no earthly good!

Why are astronauts successful people?
→ Because they always go up in the world!

What did the astronaut see on his skillet?
→ Unidentified frying (flying) objects.

If an athlete gets athlete's foot, what does an astronaut get?
→ Missile toe.

Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?
→ The one with the biggest head.

Why was the snowman's dog called Frost?
→ Because Frost bites.

Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?
→ A Snowman.

What kind of money do snowmen use?
→ Iced lolly.

How do snowmen read their e-mails?
→ With an icy-stare!

Where do snowmen put their webpages?
→ On the winternet.

What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?
→ He blasts off!

What is an astronomer?
→ A night watchman with a college education.

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien?
→ Something from another universe-ity!

What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm?
→ Take me to your breeder!