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Yo Mama's so fat she sank the Titanic!

yo mama is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.

Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.

yo mama's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.

Yo mama has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace !!

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border !!

your momma so stupid she got locked in a groceiry store and starved.

your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.

YO MAMA SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDE, SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON.

Yo Mama so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.

YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET

yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!

Yo mama so fat when God said, "Let there be light" he he to ask her to move out of the way.

YO MAMAS SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID "WHAT YAR DOING " SHE SAID "MOVING" !!!

Yo Mamas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.

Yo Mamas teeth are so yellow
I can't believe it's not butter.

Yo Mama so dumb she put lipstick on her fore-head to make up her mind.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a chinese phone book

Yo Mama's so stupid, she got locked in a "Furniture World" and slept on the floor.

Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

Yo Mama so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections

Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, "Who turned of the lights".

You mama's so skinny ....she can hang glide with a dorito!

Yo Mama's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family...!"

Yo Mama's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."