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yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 seconds.

Yo Mama so fat she gives herself group hugs!

Come on, Fred, I'll take you to the zoo. If the zoo wants me, let them come and get me!

Some vampires went to see Dracula. They said:

- Drac, we want to open a zoo. Have you got any advice?

- Yes - replied Dracula - have lots of giraffes.

- I took my son to the zoo yesterday.

- Really, did they accept him?

- I was in the zoo last week.

- Really? Which cage were you in?

Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?
→ One to get in and one to get out.

Yo mama so ugly she got beat up by her imaginary friends

yo mama aint got no ears hollin bout let me hear both sides of da story!

yo mamma so fat she make a whale look bulimic

yo momma so fat the back of her neck is like a pack of hot dogs

yo mama so fat when she get on da elevator it says next stop hell

yo mama so fat she sat on a tractor and made it a pick-up truck.

yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!!

your mama so fat that when she wanted a water bed, they had to put a cover over the Atlantica Ocean.

Your Momma's so black she got counted absent at night school.

Yo moma is so old she knew the Great Wall of China when it was just ok

yo mama so nasty... cows with mad cow disease run from her..

Yo mamma's so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon.

Yo mamma's so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.

Yo mama's so fat, when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party.

Yo mama's so stupid she can't pass a blood test.

Yo mama's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.

Yo mama's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

Yo mama's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.