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Easter Aardvark
Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday?
→ Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!
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Talking To Ants
Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?
→ They can stick to the subject!
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Hiding From Aardvarks
How do ants hide from aardvarks?
→ They disguise themselves as uncles!
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Sailing Aardvark
What does the aardvark take sailing?
→ An aard ark!
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Sailing Command
What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?
→ Snout about!
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Aardvark Cold Remedy
What does an aardvark use when he has a cold?
→ An ant-ihistamine!
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Sore Throat Giraffe
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?
→ An aardvark with the sniffles!
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Beatles Songs
What are the aardvark's favorite Beatle's songs?
→ It's Been an Aards Day's Night and I Want to Hold Your Ant!
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Favorite Male Singer
Who's aardvark's favorite male singer?
→ Frank Sinostril!
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Favorite Female Vocalist
Who's the aardvark's favorite female vocalist?
→ Bearbara Streis-ant!
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Anta-Seltzer
What does an aardvark take for ant-digestion?
→ Anta-Seltzer!
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Aardvark Overeats
What does an aardvark get when he overeats?
→ Ant-digestion!
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Which Way Programmer
Which way did the programmer go?
→ He went DATA way!
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Bill Gates's House
How does Bill Gates enter his house?
→ He uses "windows".
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Doctor, I'm a Laptop
- Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a laptop computer.
- You're just run down, let me give you some vitamins.
- No, thanks. But I could do with some new batteries.
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Doctor, I'm a Computer
- Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a computer.
- My goodness, you'd better come to my surgery right away!
- I can't, my power cable won't reach that far.
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Computer Teachers
Why do computer teachers never get sick?
→ Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
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Duck's Leg
Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?
→ He wanted to have webbed feet.
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Duck's Leg
Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?
→ He wanted to have webbed feet.
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Dish and Spoon
Why did the dish and spoon hide their computer?
→ The cat kept fiddling with i.t.
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Crazy Computer
Why did the computer act crazy?
→ It had a screw loose.
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Second-Hand Computer
- Would you like to buy a second-hand computer?
- I'm afraid not. I'm only able to type with one hand as it is.
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Cinderella's Keyboard
Who sits on Cinderella's keyboard?
→ Buttons.
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Eye Check
- You're spending a lot of time at that computer screen. Have you had your eyes checked?
- No, they've always been blue!
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Laptop Highwayman
Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers?
→ Click Turpin