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What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark?
→ Is that your final ant, sir!

How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?
→ Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

What do you call an aardvark that's good at golf?
→ A paredvark!

What do you call an aardvark astronaut?
→ A starredvark!

What do you call an road construction aardvark?
→ A tarredvark!

What do you call a three-footed aardvark?
→ A yardvark!

Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?
→ Because they always have their noses in other people's business!

When is an aardvark jumpy?
→ When he's got ants in his pants!

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?
→ Because he ate his ant for dinner!

Who won the animal race?
→ The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck, but the aardvark won by a nose!

What did the aardvark say when he lost the race to the ant?
→ If you can't beat 'em, eat 'em!

Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?
→ Aardvarks don't have trunks!

What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?
→ A bardvark!

What do you call an aardvark good with a light saber?
→ A darthvark!

What do you call a thick-skinned aardvark?
→ A hardvark!

What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?
→ A cardvark!

What do you call a pickled aardvark?
→ A jarredvark!

What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?
→ A lardvark!

What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace?
→ A guardvark!

What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?
→ A barredvark!

What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?
→ A vark!

What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight?
→ A well 'aardvark!

What do you call a boxing match between two aardvarks?
→ A snout bout!

Where does the aardvark family always come first?
→ In the phone book!

What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and is very loud?
→ A herd of stampeding aardvarks!