Election Solutions
Consider one of the most perplexing questions of our time: Where do solutions go when a candidate gets elected?
Consider one of the most perplexing questions of our time: Where do solutions go when a candidate gets elected?
If the world is getting smaller, why do postal rates keep going up?
How does AVON find so many women willing to take orders?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
Why do we drive on parkways when we park on driveways?
If all the nations in the world are in the debt, where did all the money go?
Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?
If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your head-lights, what happens?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Do fish get thirsty?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
If buttered toast always lands buttered side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you tied a piece of buttered toast on the back of a cat and dropped it?
What color is a chameleon on a mirror?
Is it ok to use my AM radio after NOON?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mine?
Why are there interstates in Hawaii?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
If you didn't get caught, did you really do it?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
If love is blind, why is Lingerie so popular?
How many weeks are there in a light year?
If fire fighters fight fire and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?
If CON is the opposite of PRO, is congress the opposite of progress?