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Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?
→ He wanted something to get his teeth into.

What are baby witches called?
→ Halloweenies.

How did the witch almost lose her baby?
→ She didn't take it far enough into the woods.

Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village?
→ Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead).

What is a baby bee?
→ A little humbug.

What would you get if you crossed a new-born snake with a basketball?
→ A bouncing baby boa.

What do baby pythons play with?
→ Rattle-snakes.

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?
→ Stop crying and viper your nose.

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?
→ Try picking it up. If you can't, it's either a monster or a giant banana.

- Knock Knock

- Who's there!

- Banana!

- Banana who?

- Banana split so ice creamed!

- Knock knock

- Who's there?

- Banana.

- Banana who?

- Knock knock

- Who's there?

- Banana.

- Banana who?

- Knock knock

- Who's there?

What is a ghost favorite fruit?
→ Boonanaa!

If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make?
→ Slippers!

What is long and yellow and always points north?
→ A magnetic banana.

What would you call two bananas?
→ A pair of slippers.

Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music?
→ Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?
→ You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

What is the easiest way to make a banana split?
→ Cut it in half.

What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
→ "You have a lot of appeal."

What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?
→ Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

What would you call two banana skins?
→ A pair of slippers.

- Mother Banana: Why didn't you go to school today?

- Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.

What's yellow and flashes?
→ A banana with a loose connection.

What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside?
→ A banana dressed up as a cucumber!

Why are you eating a banana with the skin on?
→ Oh, it's all right. I know what's inside.