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What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?
→ A bird that talks in morse code!

Where do birds invest their money?
→ In the stork market!

What do you call a bird that lives underground?
→ A mynah bird!

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
→ A bird that will talk you ear off!

What is a duck's favorite TV show?
→ The feather forecast!

What kind of bird opens doors?
→ A kiwi!

What flies through the jungle singing opera?
→ The parrots of Penzance!

What do owls sing when it is raining?
→ 'Too wet to woo'!

What's another name for a clever duck?
→ A wise quacker!

What bird tastes just like butter?
→ A stork!

What do you give a sick bird?
→ Tweetment!

What do parrots eat?
→ Polyfilla!

What do you call a Scottish parrot?
→ A Macaw!

What is a parrot's favorite game?
→ Hide and Speak!

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
→ A firequaker!

How do you get a parrot to talk properly?
→ Send him to polytechnic!

What language do birds speak?
→ Pigeon English!

What do you call a crate of ducks?
→ A box of quackers!

Why did the owl, owl?
→ Because the woodpecker would peck 'er!

What's got six legs and can fly long distances?
→ Three swallows!

Which bird is always out of breath?
→ A puffin!

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?
→ Fowl play!

What is green and pecks on trees?
→ Woody Wood Pickle!

How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?
→ With it's sparrowchute!

Where do birds meet for coffee?
→ In a nest-cafe!