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What happened when the chicken ate cement?
→ She laid a sidewalk!

What happens when a hen eats gunpowder?
→ She lays hand gren-eggs!

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
→ Because talk is cheep!

Why don't chickens like people?
→ They beat eggs!

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?
→ A bird that lays down!

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
→ She was tickled to death!

What do you call a crazy chicken?
→ A cuckoo cluck!

Why did the chicken end up in the soup?
→ Because it ran out of cluck!

How long do chickens work?
→ Around the cluck!

Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
→ Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
→ An alarm cluck!

Why did the chicken cross the "net"?
→ It wanted to get to the other site!

Why did the chicken cross the playground?
→ To get to the other slide

Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road?
→ Because he didn't have enough guts

Why did the turkey cross the road?
→ To prove he wasn't chicken

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
→ He heard the referee calling fowls

What is the definition of Robin?
→ A bird who steals!

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?
→ Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
→ Jail-birds!

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
→ Tweetie Pie!

What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender?
→ Shredded Tweet!

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?
→ A great walkie-talkie!

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
→ A bird who knocks before delivering its message!

What happened when the owl lost his voice?
→ He didn't give a hoot!

What happens when ducks fly upside down?
→ They quack up!