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What's the definition of a Parapet?
→ Pet parrot kept by parachutist!

What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?
→ Politics

Where do blind parrots go for treatment?
→ The Birds Eye counter!

What is a parrot's favorite game?
→ Hide and Speak!

Why are there no aspirin in the jungle?
→ The parrots eat em all (Paracetamol)

What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?
→ An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

Where do the cleverest parrots live?
→ In the brain tree forests!

- Teacher: Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

- Pupil: For a parrot to perch on, miss.

- My parrot lays square eggs but can only say one word.

- What's that?

- Ouch!

Why did the chicken say:

- Meow, oink, bow-wow, and moo?

→ He was studying foreign languages.

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
→ A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!

What birds are found in Portugal?
→ Portu-geese!

What is the strongest bird?
→ A crane!

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?
→ Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?
→ Dead.

What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg?
→ It eggs-plodes!

What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg?
→ The bombshell!

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
→ An eggroll!

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
→ Coop-cakes!

Is chicken soup good for your health?
→ Not if you're the chicken!

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
→ He wasn't what he was cracked up to be!

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
→ "You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!"

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
→ They go on peck-nics!

Why did the chicken cross the road half way?
→ He wanted to lay it on the line!

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
→ She kicked the bucket!