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What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
→ 'Dad, dad, look what marma-laid'!

What goes 'peck, bang, peck, bang, peck, bang'?
→ A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons!

What is the definition of a goose?
→ An animal that grows down as it grows up!

Why did the rooster run away?
→ He was chicken!

What is a parrot?
→ A wordy birdy!

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting:

- Pieces of four?

→ Short John Silver!

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
→ A carrot!

Why did the bird join the air force?
→ He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

Why is politics for the birds?
→ Because politicians always parrot the same old lines!

What's a parrot's favourite song?
→ I love Parrots in the Springtime!

What are a parrot's favourite literary characters?
→ Mr Macawber and Pollyanna!

What's a parrot's favourite game?
→ Monopoly!

How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent?
→ It speaks in Polly-syllables!

Why do parrots carry umbrellas?
→ So they don't become polly-saturated!

Which bird ran for President?
→ H. Ross Parrot

What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?
→ Polly want a quacker!

What did the rich socialite's parrot say?
→ Polly want a cracker, with cavier please!

What did the parrot say on Independence Day?
→ Polly wants a firecracker!

What do you call the place where parrots make films?
→ Pollywood!

What do you call a parrot when it has dried itself after a bath?
→ Polly unsaturated!

What's the definition of Polystyrene?
→ A plastic parrot!

What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?
→ P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight.

What's the definition of a Polygamist?
→ A parrot with more than one wife!

What geometric figure is like a runaway parrot?
→ A polygon.

What's the definition of Parity?
→ Two parrots exactly the same!