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- Policeman: Why were you speeding?

- Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

- Policeman: Why were you speeding?

- Motorist: I was trying to get home before I ran out of gas.

- Policeman: Why were you speeding?

- Motorist: I was trying to get away from the crime scene.

- Policeman: Why were you speeding?

- Driver: I didn't want to be late for my trial.

- Policeman: Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

- Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

- Policeman: Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

- Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

- Policeman: Why were you asleep at the wheel?

- Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

- Policeman: Why have you parked your bus here?

- Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

- Policeman: Why didn't you stop at that red light?

- Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

- Policeman: Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

- Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

- Policeman: Why did your car just spin around in circles?

- Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

- Policeman: Why did you stop your car, get out, and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

- Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

- Policeman: Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

- Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

- Policeman: Why did you crash into that stop sign?

- Motorist: I was only following orders.

- Policeman: Why are you driving without a license?

- Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

- Policeman: Why are you driving that car in circles?

- Driver: I was just going for a little spin.

- Policeman: Why are you driving on the sidewalk?

- Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

- Policeman: What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

- Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

- Policeman: What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

- Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

- Policeman: I've had my eye on you for some time now.

- Young Lady: That's funny. I thought you were arresting me for speeding.

- Policeman: I suppose you're going to tell me you weren't speeding.

- Motorist: I was speeding all right, but I was testing you to see if you were paying attention.

- Policeman: How can you say you don't have any outstanding tickets?

- Driver: They're all in the glove compartment.

- Policeman: How can you drive so recklessly?

- Driver: I have to, this is a getaway car.

- Policeman: Do you know how fast you were going?

- Motorist: No, you're the one with the radar.

- Policeman: Didn't you see the signs with the speed limit?

- Driver: I thought they were just suggestions.