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What do you call a group of cars?
→ A clutch!

What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles?
→ A car-toonist!

What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train?
→ A laplander!

What do you call a pretend railway?
→ A play station!

Why did the man put his car in the oven?
→ Because he wanted a hot rod.

What did the man put on his car when the weather was cold?
→ An extra muffler.

What is a banged-up used car?
→ A car in first-crash condition.

What did the big carburettor say to the little carburettor?
→ "Don't inhale so fast or you'll choke."

What would you have if your car's motor was in flames?
→ A fire engine.

What happens if an axe falls on your car?
→ You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?
→ One minds the train, the other trains the mind.

Where do cars get the most flat tires?
→ Where there is a fork in the road.

What kind of car drives over water?
→ Any kind of car, if it goes over a bridge.

Who drives away all of his customers?
→ A taxicab driver.

What kind of ears do trains have?
→ Engineers (engine ears).

What driver doesn't have a license?
→ A screw driver.

If an electric train travels 90 miles an hour in a westerly direction and the wind is blowing from the north, in which direction is the smoke blowing?
→ There is no smoke from an electric train!

What is the best thing to take when you're run over?
→ The number of the car that hit you.

What part of a car is the laziest?
→ The wheels. They are always tired.

What did the jack say to the car?
→ Can I give you a lift?

Why is an old car like a baby playing?
→ Because it goes with a rattle.

What song does a car radio play?
→ A cartoon (car, tune).

What did one car muffler say to the other car muffler?
→ Am I exhausted!

- Teacher: Who built the first American car?

- Student: Me Pilgrims.

- Teacher: The Pilgrims?

- Student: Yeah, they made the Mayflower Compact.

What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving?
→ A road hog!