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What's the definition of a nervous breakdown?
→ A chameleon on a tartan rug!

What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?
→ The Lizard of Oz!

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
→ Because he was newt to the area!

What is a chameleon's motto?
→ A change is as good as a rest!

- If you were surrounded by 30 lions, 25 elephants and 10 hippos, how would you get away from them?

- Step off the merry-go-round.

- What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?

- A giraffic jam.

- How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

- The elephant has a better memory.

- Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?

- Evel Boll Weevil.

- What kind of math do owls like?

- Owlgebra.

If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, What's a tiger?
→ A stri-ped!

What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater?
→ 'Claws.'

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
→ The tiger lily!

Which big cat should you never play cards with?
→ A cheetah!

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
→ He felt funny!

What do tigers wear in bed?
→ Stripey pyjamas!

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?
→ 'Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?
→ A tiger moth!

When is a lion not a lion?
→ When he turns into his cage!

How are tigers like sergeants in the army?
→ They both wear stripes!

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo?
→ A stripey jumper!

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?
→ A stripey sweater!

What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day?
→ After a week he was spotless!

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?
→ A tiger has the mane part missing!

Why was the lion-tamer fined?
→ He parked on a yellow lion!

What happened to the man who tried to cross a lion with a goat?
→ He had to get a new goat!