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What do you call a flying skunk?
→ A smellicopter!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?
→ A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before?
→ Deja phew!

What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?
→ Odour in court!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon?
→ A creature that stinks to high heaven!

Did you hear about the argumentative skunk?
→ He always liked to make a stink!

Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan?
→ He got cut off without a scent!

When should you feel sorry for a skunk?
→ When its spray pump is out of order!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin?
→ Pingu-Pong!

How are skunks able to avoid danger?
→ By using their instinks and common scents!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?
→ Something that stinks and stings!

Why was the skunk angry?
→ He was incensed!

Two skunks were being chased by a bear. As the bear got closer, one of the skunks said, "Whatever shall we do?"
"Let us spray!" replied the other.

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?
→ Because he had a stinking cold!

What's a skunk's philosophy of life?
→ Eat, stink and be merry!

What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up?
→ A big stinker!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?
→ A smell that keeps coming back!

What's a skunk's favourite game in school?
→ Show and smell!

How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?
→ A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!

How can you tell when a skunk is angry?
→ It raises a stink!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?
→ A stinkasaurus!

How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?
→ Just a phew!

Did you hear the joke about the skunk?
→ Never mind, it stinks!

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?
→ Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
→ Reptiles!