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What time is it when you have to go to the dentist?
→ Tooth Hurty!

What do you call a dentist in the army?
→ A drill sergeant!

What do you call the Scottish dentist?
→ Phil McCavity!

What is a dentist's office?
→ A filling station.

Why do people dislike going to the dentist?
→ Because he is boring.

What is a drill team?
→ A group of dentists who work together.

Why do dentists like potatoes?
→ Because they are so filling.

Why does a dentist seem moody?
→ Because he always looks down in the mouth.

What did the dentist say to the golfer?
→ You have a hole in one.

At what time do most people go to the dentist?
→ At tooth-hurty (2:30).

- I thought, Miss Smith, that you wanted yesterday afternoon off because you were seeing your dentist?

- That's right, Sir.

- So how come I saw you coming out of the movie theatre with a friend?

- That was my dentist.

Cloyd went to a Charleston dentist complaining his gums had shriveled up and his teeth were falling out.

After examining him, the dentist said:

- Your mouth is really bad. Do you brush?

- Ah sure do! - replied Cloyd.

- Everee single day!

- What do you brush with? - asked the dentist,

- Preparation H - said the redneck.

- Father: Don't you feel better now that you've gone to the dentist?

- Son: Sure do. He wasn't in.

- Patient: Hey, that tooth you pulled wasn't the one I wanted pulled.

- Dentist: Relax, I'm coming to it.

- Patient: Doc, what should I do with all the gold and silver in my mouth?

- Dentist: Don't smile in a bad neighborhood.

- Dentist: Don't worry. I'm painless.

- Patient: I'm not.

- I'm suffering from bad breath

- You should do something about it!

- I did. I just sent my wife to the dentist.

Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?
→ Dracula's dentist.

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?
→ Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

As the judge said to the dentist: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?

- Why are you laughing?

- My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh about in that.

- But it was the wrong one!

- Nigel: You said the school dentist would be painless, but he wasn't.

- Teacher: Did he hurt you?

- Nigel: No, but he screamed when I bit his finger.

Fred's mother was on the telephone to the boy's dentist.

- I don't understand it - she complained - I thought his treatment would only cost me $20, but you've charged me $80.

- It is usually $20, ma'am - agreed the dentist - but Fred yelled so loudly that three of my other patients ran away!

- Monster: Doctor, doctor, I'm a blood-sucking monster and I keep needing to eat doctors.

- Doctor: Oh what a shame. I'm a dentist.

What did the werewolf eat after he'd had his teeth taken out?
→ The dentist.