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believe that the members of the dental profession are the only men who can tell a women to open or close her mouth and get away with it.

- Gerald: Have you ever come across a man who, at the slightest touch, caused you to thrill and tremble in every fiber of your being?

- Mabel: Yes, the dentist.

A patient asked the dentist, if it wasn't nasty to be all the day with the hands in someone's mouth.
The dentist answered:

- I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet.

What's worse than having your doctor tell you that you have VD?
→ Having your dentist tell you.

- Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?

- Dentist: With pain $200 and without pain $100.

- Patient: Well, without pain it's cheaper. Pull it WITHOUT pain.

Without anesthesia neither anything, the dentist begins to extract the tooth, when the patient outcry: Aaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!

Hey, WITH pain it costs $200!!!, replies the dentist.

Patient to Dentist:

- How much to get my teeth straightened?

- Twenty thousand bucks - Patient heads for the door.

Dentist to patient:

- Where are you going?

- To a plastic surgeon to get my mouth bent.

Young lady to father:

- Daddy, when I grow up shall I become a heart-doctor or a tooth-doctor?

- Dentist.

- Why father?

- We have only one heart, but 32 teeth!

Young Charlie to dentist's sexy chariside assistant:

- Aha! Are you the lady orthodontist?

- No, but I'll straighten anyone's teeth - The lady replied.

Dentist to parsimonious patient "No, we give no discount for empty spaces when cleaning and polishing teeth Mrs. Borde!"

- Dentist: Just let me finish and you will be another man after these cosmetic procedures.

- Patient: Okay doc, but don't forget to send your bill to the other man.

- Dentist: There goes the only woman I ever loved.

- Assistant: Why don't you marry her?

- Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.

- Patient: Doctor, I am very nervous. You know, this is my first extraction.

- Young dentist: Don't worry, it's my first extraction too.

"I came in to make an appointment with the dentist." said the man to the receptionist. "I'm sorry sir." she replied. "He's out right now, but..." "Thank you." interrupted the obviously nervous prospective patient. "When will he be out again?"

While I was waiting to see the dentist, a woman came out of his inner office smiling. Nodding to me, she said:

- Thank goodness my work is completed. I'm so glad to have found a painless dentist and one who's so gentle and understanding too.

When seated in the dentist chair, I related the incident to the doctor. He laughed and explained:

- Oh, that was just my Mother.

- Open wider. - requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient.

- Good God! - he said startled.

- You've got the biggest cavity I've ever seen - the biggest cavity I've ever seen.

- OK Doc! - replied the patient.

- I'm scared enough without you saying something like that twice.

- I didn't! - said the dentist.

- That was the echo.

Anyone know the six most frightening words in the world? "The Dentist will see you now."

What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?
→ Fill me in when you get back

What did the dentist say to the computer?
→ This won't hurt a byte

Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?
→ He was already taking out a tooth

Where does the dentist get his gas?
→ At the filling station

What was the dentist doing in Panama?
→ Looking for the Root Canal

What did the dentist see at the North Pole?
→ A molar bear

What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?
→ He braces himself

What game did the dentist play when she was a child?
→ Caps and robbers

Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden?
→ A month later he was picking his teeth