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Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?
→ That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?
→ To give the ants a chance.

Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?
→ They can't hide behind billboards.

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?
→ To carry his library card.

Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers?
→ Because he is a meat eater!

Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory?
→ Because she was a plant eater!

What was the most flexiest dinosaur?
→ Tyrannosaurus Flex.

What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog?
→ Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.

What do you call a Blind Dinosaur?
→ Do-ya-think-he-saurus.

What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?
→ Dino-mite.

Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors?
→ Because she had no guts!

What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?
→ Anything you want. He can't hear you.

How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?
→ Tea Rex?

What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called?
→ Ptera Don

What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business?
→ Try Sara's Tops

What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?
→ Rep Tiles

What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?
→ A Dinosaucer

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
→ Because the chicken wasn't invented yet.

- Did you get your money? - ask the wife of the dentist who had just return from the delinquent patient's home.

- Not a cent - growled the dentist, - and worse than that, he insulted me, and gnashed my teeth at me!

Dentist: "You don't need to open your mouth any wider. When I pull your tooth I expect to stand outside."

A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth.

The dentist examines him and says:

- that new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?

The man replies:

- all I can think of is that about four months ago my wife made some asparagus and put some stuff on it that was delicious ... Hollandaise sauce. I loved it so much I now put it on everything --- meat, toast, fish, vegetables, everything.

- Well, - says the dentist, - that's probably the problem. Hollandaise sauce is made with lots of lemon juice, which is highly corrosive. It's eaten away your upper plate. I'll make you a new plate, and this time use chrome.

What do you call an old dentist?
→ A bit long in the tooth

- Pardon me for a moment, please, - said the dentist to the victim, - but before beginning this work I must have my drill.

- Good heavens, man! - exclaimed the patient irritably.

- Can't you pull a tooth without a rehearsal?

- Papa, why is it that dentists call their offices dental parlors?

- Because they are drawing-rooms, my son.

- Patient: Do you extract teeth painlessly?

- Dentist: Not always, the other day I nearly dislocated my wrist