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What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
→ One says ribbit ribbit, the other one says rub-it, rub-it!

Why did the former porn actor get fired from his job as a gas station attendant?
→ Right before the tanks were full, he would pull out the nozzle and spray gas all over the car.

What's the difference between a rooster and a hooker?
→ A rooster says cocka-doodle-doo a hooker says any cock will do.

Why don't women blink during foreplay?
→ They don't have time.

Why is it called a Wonder Bra?
→ When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went.

What are three words you dread the most while making love?
→ - Honey, I'm home.

What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?
→ $3.99 a minute.

What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman?
→ Sexual harassment.

Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?
→ He heard the snow blower coming.

What did the egg say to the boiling water?
→ - How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago.

Why is air a lot like sex?
→ Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

What would you get if you crossed a dinosaur with a pig?
→ Jurassic pork!

What dinosaur loves pancakes?
→ A tri-syrup-tops.

What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?
→ Stegosaur-rust!

What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo?
→ Bronco-saurus!

What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night?
→ Bronto-snore-us!

What followed the dinosaur?
→ It's tail!

What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?
→ A dinosnore!

What's red on the outside and green on the inside?
→ A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

Why do dinosaurs wear glasses?
→ To make sure they don't step on other dinosaurs.

How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?
→ His tricycle will be parked outside.

How can you tell a male dinosaur from a female dinosaur?
→ Ask it a question. If he answers, it's a male; if she answers, it's female.

Why do dinosaurs climb trees?
→ There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.

Why don't dinosaurs take ballet lessons?
→ They outgrew their leotards.

Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?
→ To get in his nest.