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- Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a butterfly

- Will you say what you mean and stop flitting about!

- Doctor, Doctor I feel like an apple.

- We must get to the core of this!

- Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a snail

- Don't worry we'll soon have you out of your shell!

- You need new glasses

- How do you know?, I haven't told you whats wrong with me yet

- I could tell as soon as you walked in through the window!

- Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snake about to shed it's skin.

- Why don't you go behind the screen and slip into something more comfortable then!

- Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm invisible

- Who said that?

- Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God

- When did this start?

- Well first I created the sun, then the earth...

- Doctor, Doctor you have to help me out!

- Certainly, which way did you come in?

- Doctor, Doctor Can I have second opinion?

- Of course, come back tomorrow!

- Doctor, Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off.

- Oh dear, that's a lot of calories!

- Doctor, doctor my sister here keeps thinking she's invisible!

- What sister?

- Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse.

- Take one of these every 4 laps!

- Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots?

- I never make rash promises!

- Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there is two of me

- One at a time please

- Doctor, Doctor Have you got something for a bad headache?

- Of course. Just take this hammer and hit yourself in the head. Then you'll have a bad headache.

- Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards.

- I'll deal with you later.

- Doctor, Doctor I feel like a spoon!

- Well sit still and don't stir!

- Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee

- Have you tried taking the spoon out?

- Doctor Doctor I think I'm a moth.

- So why did you come around then?

- Well, I saw this light at the window...!

- Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a mosquito

- Go away, sucker!

- Doctor, Doctor I feel like a sheep.

- That's baaaaaaaaaad!

- Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps throwing me in the garbage.

- Don't talk rubbish!

- Doctor these pills you gave me for BO...

- What's wrong with them?

- They keep slipping out from under my arms!

- Doctor, doctor I keep thinking I'm a bee

- Buzz off can't you see I'm busy?

- Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot.

- Don't worry it's just a chain reaction!