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- Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a woodworm

- How boring for you!

- Doctor, Doctor You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking

- Do you drink a lot?

- Not really - I spill most of it!

- Doctor, Doctor, I can't get to sleep.

- Sit on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off.

- Doctor Doctor I'm so ugly what can I do about it?

- Hire yourself out for Halloween parties!

- Doctor, Doctor what did the x-ray of my head show?

- Absolutely nothing!

- Doctor, Doctor I'm having trouble with my breathing.

- I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that!

- Doctor, Doctor I feel like a needle.

- I see your point!

- Tell me straight Doc, Is it bad?

- Well, I wouldn't start watching any new soap operas!

- Doctor, Doctor I feel like a dog!

- Sit!

- Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a moth

- Get out of the way, your in my light!

- Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning around.

- Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around!

- Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing double.

- Please sit on the couch.

- Which one!

- Doctor, Doctor I need something to keep my falling hair in

- What about a matchbox!

- Doctor, Doctor everyone thinks I'm a liar

- I can't believe that!

- Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a rubber band

- Why don't you stretch yourself out on the couch there and tell me all about it!

- Doctor, Doctor I've lost my memory!

- When did this happen?

- When did what happen?

- Doctor, Doctor my baby is the image of his father

- Never mind just so long as he's healthy!

- Doctor, Doctor I'm a burglar!

- Have you taken anything for it?

- Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a spider

- What a web of lies!

- Doctor, Doctor my husband smells like fish

- Poor sole!

- Doctor, Doctor I've got bad teeth, foul breath and smelly feet.

- Sounds like you've got Foot and Mouth disease!

- Doctor, Doctor you've taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still don't feel well.

- That's quite enough out of you!

- Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar

- Don't worry you'll soon change!

- Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a nit

- Will you get out of my hair!

- Doctor, Doctor I've a split personality

- Well, you'd better both sit down then!

- Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a dog.

- Sit on the couch and we will talk about it.

- But I'm not allowed up on the couch!