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What dog is always tired in London?
→ An English sleep dog.

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers?
→ A bud hound!

What dogs are best for sending telegrams?
→ Wire haired terriers!!

What is a collie puppy's favorite toy?
→ A chew-chew train!

What kind of dog can you best see in the dark?
→ A glowberman pinscher!

What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball?
→ The Philadelphia Beagles!

What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of?
→ A Doberman puncher!

What do you call a black Eskimo dog?
→ A dusky husky!

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?
→ A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?
→ A Chihuahua, because it knows all the shortcuts!

Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?
→ To a weterinarian!

What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes?
→ Get a small hankie!

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?
→ Shorts!

What is black and white and red all over?
→ A Chihuahua in a tuxedo that tripped into a jar of salsa!

Why can't Chihuahuas run marathons?
→ They're short of breath!

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?
→ Look out for the mice!

Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?
→ Because their heads are so close to their bodies!

How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?
→ It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

- How come you are always so well behaved when you go on a walk with your master?

- It's the leash I can do!

- I'll see you shortly.

- Okay, but don't call me "Shortly!"

Why are Chihuahuas such good bedtime storytellers?
→ They have short tales!

- I just spotted a Chihuahua!

- That wasn't very nice, you shouldn't draw on dogs!

- Why do you like to go on camping trips?

- I like to "ruff it!"

- What is your favorite holiday?

- Howloween!

What is brown and gray, has eight legs, and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?
→ A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.