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How do whales type e-mails?
→ With their fish fingers.

How do wasps send messages?
→ By bee-mail.

How do skunks like their e-mails?
→ Scent.

How do sheep sign their e-mails?
→ Ewes sincerely.

How do really posh dogs send messages?
→ By predigree-mail.

How do mountainers send messages?
→ By ski-mail.

How do long distance runners send e-mail?
→ On the sprin-ternet.

How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?
→ By Spaghett-e-mail!

How do Indian chiefs send messages?
→ By teepee-mail!

How do footballers send messages?
→ By referee-mail.

How do dolphins send messages?
→ By sea-mail.

How do comedians send messages?
→ By tee-hee mail.

How do athletes send e-mails?
→ On the Inter-sweat.

How come you never write e-mails?
→ I'd rather send a note!

- Do you send e-mails on your home computer?

- What's the point?

- I can just bring my home along with me and have a chat.

- Pupil: Sir, would you mind e-mailing my exam results to my parents?

- Teacher: But your parents don't have a computer.

- Pupil: Exactly!

Why don't you stamp e-mails?
→ Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

Why don't vikings send e-mails?
→ They prefer to use Norse code.

A hound dog and a dalmation were sitting in an Internet cafe and the dalmation said to the hound, "Hey, check out my web site!" The hound asked for the address and the dalmation responded, "www.dalmation.dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot."

What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?
→ "Rough rough".

Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?
→ To see who shot his "paw."

What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer?
→ Woofleball

Why is a dog scared of a fire?
→ It doesn't want to become a hot dog.

What's got four legs and no ears?
→ Mike Tyson's dog.

Two women, who are dog owners, are arguing which dog is smarter:

- My dog is so smart. Every morning he waits for the paperboy to come around and then he takes a newspaper and brings it to me.

- I know.

- How?

- My dog told me.