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What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person?
→ An Easter basket case!

- Boy 1: How did you get that bruise on your arm?

- Boy 2: I ate some Easter candy.

- Boy 1: Eating Easter candy won't give you a bruise.

- Boy 2: It will if it's your big brother's candy!

What has long ears, four legs, and is worn on your head?
→ An Easter bunnet!

What's long and stylish and full of cats?
→ The Easter Purrade!

What's pink, has five toes, and is carried by the Easter Bunny?
→ His lucky people's foot!

Does the Easter Bunny like baseball?
→ Oh, yes. He's a rabbit fan!

Who is the Easter Bunny's favourite movie actor?
→ Rabbit De Niro!

Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?
→ To a re-tail store!

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite kind of story?
→ A cotton tale!

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?
→ Smelly beans!

Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
→ He was having a bad hare day!

What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?
→ To e or not to e, that is the question.

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?
→ She was always using fowl language.

- I've lost my dog!

- Have you tried putting a message on the Internet?

- Don't be silly, my dog never reads e-mails!

- I tried to send an e-mail and broke my computer.

- How do you manage that?

- I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.

When do e-mails stop being in black and white?
→ When they are read.

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying:

- What's up, Doc? What's up, Doc?

→ Check for bugs in your system.

What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?
→ Beast wishes.

What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?
→ Best viscious.

What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails?
→ Yours tin-sincerely.

- Teacher: You've been e-mailing other pupils that I'm ugly!

- Pupil: Sorry, miss, I didn't realise you wanted to keep it a secret.

I just sent my first e-mail.
→ Kongratulations!

How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest?
→ By tree mail!

How does James Bond type e-mails?
→ With his goldfinger.

How do writers send e-mail?
→ On the Inkernet.