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A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He looked at a baby chick and a baby duck. They were both very cute, but he decided to buy the baby chick. Do you know why?
→ The baby chick was a little cheeper!

How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
→ He does lots of bare-obics.

What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes "hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM"?
→ The Easter Elephant.

What is a dog's favourite Easter treat?
→ Jelly bones!

Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?
→ Because it's always on a sundae!

How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
→ By hare mail!

How do you catch the Easter Bunny?
→ Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!

What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?
→ One to three for breaking and entering.

Who delivers Easter treats to all the fish in the sea?
→ The Oyster Bunny!

What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
→ They lived hoppily ever after!

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?
→ He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?
→ The Easter Barney!

What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?
→ Coloured scrambled eggs

How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal?
→ They're both famous for stuffing baskets!

How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
→ With a hare dryer!

Why was the monster sitting in his Easter basket?
→ He was trying to hatch his peanut butter eggs!

Why do we paint Easter eggs?
→ Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

Why did you drive the lawn mower over your Easter basket?
→ I thought the plastic grass was growing too high!

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a leprechaun?
→ The Easter Blarney!

What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?
→ It took ears off his life!

Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee?
→ It's a tender tail!

- Why are you studying your Easter candy?

- I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!

- Would you like something from my Easter basket?

- Sure!

- Here. Have some plastic grass.

- Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

- Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.

What's yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees?
→ The Easter Bunana!