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Wrinkly And Jumpy
What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds?
→ An elephant with hiccups!
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Blue With Big Ears
What's blue and has big ears?
→ An elephant at the North Pole!
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Four Tons And Red
What weighs 4 tons and is bright red?
→ An elephant holding its breath!
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Grey And Flies Up
What's big, grey and flies straight up?
→ An elecopter!
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Big Grey Rain Protector
What's big and grey and protects you from the rain?
→ An umbrellaphant!
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Yellow Outside
What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?
→ An elephant disguised as a banana!
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Scottish Lake Monster
What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland?
→ The Loch Ness Elephant!
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Grey Going Round
What's grey and goes round and round?
→ An elephant in a washing machine!
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Grey And Ironing
What's grey and never needs ironing?
→ A drip dry elephant!
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Grey In The Rain
What's grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?
→ An elephant with an umbrella!
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Big Grey Mask
What's big and grey and wears a mask?
→ The elephantom of the opera!
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Fast Grey Thing
What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?
→ A jet propelled elephant!
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Elephant Sneakers
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
→ So that he can sneak up on mice!
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Elephants At The Pool
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
→ Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!
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Colorful Elephant
Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?
→ Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box!
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Elephant Down From A Tree
How does an elephant get down from a tree?
→ He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!
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Rabbit Crossing The Road
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
→ Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!
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Where Bunnies Dance
Where do Easter bunnies dance?
→ At the basketball.
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Empty Easter Basket
How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?
→ One. After that the basket won't be empty.
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Bunny Staying Healthy
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?
→ Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
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Best Way To Write The Bunny
What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
→ By hare (air) mail.
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Long Ears And Websurfing
What has long ears, hops and likes websurfing?
→ The e-aster bunny.
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Bunny Crossed With Chinese Food
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?
→ Hop suey!
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Bunny And A Silly Monster
What's the difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster?
→ One's a hare-head and the other's an air-head!
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Firing The Duck
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
→ Because he kept quacking all the eggs!