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What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?
→ "Pack your trunk and clear out!"

Why did the elephant cross the road?
→ Because the chicken was having a day off!

How does an elephant get out of a small car?
→ The same way that he got in!

How do you fit five elephants into a car?
→ Two in the front, two in the back and the other in the glove compartment!

Why do elephants have trunks?
→ Because they would look silly carrying suitcases!

What kind of elephants live in Antartica?
→ Cold ones!

A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said:

- You know you really need help.

- Yes I do - said the elephant, - get this kid off my foot!

What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep?
→ Trunkquilizers!

What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry?
→ A gooseberry is green!

What's the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?
→ About 3,000 miles!

Why are elephants grey?
→ So you can tell them from flamingos!

What's the difference between an elephant and a banana?
→ Have you ever tried to peel an elephant?

What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days?
→ One is a weak one and the other one week!

What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?
→ You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant!

How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse?
→ Try picking them up!

What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil?
→ One rarely bites and the other barely writes!

What's the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?
→ One roars with pain and the other pours with rain!

What's grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?
→ Cinderelephant!

What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?
→ The tusk fairy!

What's grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill?
→ A get wellephant!

What's grey but turns red?
→ An embarrassed elephant!

What's grey and lights up?
→ An electric elephant!

What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?
→ An elephant's shadow!

What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet?
→ An elephant with spare parts!

What goes up slowly and comes down quickly?
→ An elephant in a lift!